Getting Squirrelly

For some time now Mr. GW has held fast to his belief that something fishy in the neighborhood of Central Kelly Drive is causing color variations in the local squirrel population. I have concurred, going so far as to speculate on a correlation between said variations and the girth and somewhat odd appearance of pumpkins growing in the same vicinity. Our concerns, however, have been lessened by the fact that all of the squirrels in the "sac" have been gray (and, yes, our pumpkins small but pretty).

Until now.

Yes, folks, just this week I spotted a gray critter sporting a white-tipped tail headed north through the front yard of that one woman whose name I don't know and who never comes to any KDPGA events.

Be afraid. Be very afraid.